whatever don't matter shakira 改版

jet-fat

Lyrics:

Baby I was born that far away so,
I speak English as a se-cond language,
I don't understand the words I say,
There's no word that rymes with language,
Lucky that I have a smoken' body,
Cause I only sing in jibberish,
Lucky that I am uh such a hottie,
Watch my hips go quiverish,

Good news for you, I'm double jointed, too

Whatever, Don't Matter,
I can sing about pancake batter,
I will shake my derier,
And you won't go nowhere,
Bend over, Come Under,
Come enjoy my thighs of thunder,
I'll just toss my hips and hair,
And you won't go nowhere,

Lucky, that my hips arn't only droopy,
When I shake them they move mountains,
Lucky that these breasts are proud and perky,
And my lips are full and poutin',

Bebabebabababa, Bebabebabababa,
Time to crawl into the mud,

Whatever, Don't Matter,
You wouldn't listen if I were fatter,
That I got a spicy rear,
So you won't go nowhere,
Peek under, turn over,
I make no sense if you are sober,
So I clash my hips and hair,
And you won't go nowhere.

areathe

哈哈，这个是原来MAD TV里面恶搞SHAKIRA的吧？？

Desolation

挖塞。。。LZ强悍。。。这歌好老了哒！！！
不过能唱出味道着实不容易！！
呵呵``不过有点蒙混过关的感觉
英文还需加强！

mpfang

我想说- -很可爱```````````
也很愁人- -```

fifiyanzi

难道现在流行恶搞，应该再来个视平~~~~~

ricky_tin

有点意思哦。
楼主是英文强人？